hetalia the derp world

this is actually based on the fanfictoin...ish i read,but it mostly about asians,this wouldn't be about asians
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america:"screams"A VAMPIRE
romania:FOR THE LAST TIME I AM NOT A VAMPIRE
america:then WHY DO YOU HAVE BLOOD ON YOU FACE
romania:.....that's ketchup,there is a difference between blood and ketchup 

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s.korea:"points at ikea"I MADE IT
sweden:"glares at s.korea"no,i made it
s.korea:LAIR,I MADE IT,AND I MADE IT BETTER
sweden:"tries to chokes s.korea"
finland:and this is why you shouldn't mess with sweden's company.....

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japan:"appears in n.italy's toilet"
n.italy:japan? what are you doing?
japan:i just love toilet
n.italy:......this explains why most of your ghost are from toilet......will you get out?
japan:NO
n.italy:"frowns"if you leave,i will make you sushi
japan:...OKEY"leaves"
n.italy:.....oh wait,how do i make sushi?

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hungary:AUSTRIA,HIDE,THE CHEESE MONSTER IS COMING
austria:who?
switzerland:"appears in nowhere"
hungary and austria:"bows to switzerland"ALL HAIL THE CHEESE MONSTER
liechtenstein:"appears in nowhere"big brother,whats going on?
switzerland:...BOW TO ME
liechtenstein:no -_-....OKEY FINE "bows"all hail the cheese monster <_<

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canada:this date is great
russia:yeah,no one bother us
canada:"kisses russia"
hungary: OMG"takes a picture"YAOI
canada:GO AWAY,STOP DISTURBING US"throws pancake at hungary"
hungary:fine -_-

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miku:"sees russia"KAITO,I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU EVERYWHERE
russia:....i am not kaito.....
miku:"laughs"you are a funny guy
russia:i am serious........

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wy:what do you think of my art?
sealand: BOOOOOOOO,IT'S STINKS
wy:HEY!
kugelmugel:SEALAND,THIS IS ART
wy:THANK YOU
kugelmugel: but my art is better
wy:HEY!

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lithuania:life sucks"jumps out of the window"
hungary:i agree"jumps out of the window" (gloomy sunday....the song is from hungary)
latvia:why am i not surprised?
estonia:....because they both hate life.....
russia and belarus:"jumps out of the window"
estonia:WHO IS NEXT?!
ukraine:"jumps out of the window"
estona:SERIOUSLY?!
latvia:they listened to the song 'gloomy sunday',please promise me to not listen to the song
estonia:death from a song is stupid -_-

(i like dark comedy,don't judge me -_-) 
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china:japan,why are you buying toilets everyday?
japan:....because i love toilets
china:this explains your ghosts...